starfucks

Everyone at work was given a $5 gift card to Starfucks. I feel personally insulted by this "gift". Everyone knows I hate that place and refuse to go there. Why would they burden me with this fucking gift card? I have to get rid of it. I tried to sell it to people that like going there, but they wouldn't do it. Assholes. If a Starbucks-going moron got a Cup O Joe giftcard, I would buy it off of them...