Friday, March 26, 2010

Frugal Bride

I got another email from Minister Photography. Every time I have gotten one, I have clicked "unsubscribe," but they just keep coming. So in response to the latest email advertising a package for the "Frugal Bride" that cost $1500, I fired this email off:


"I have repeatedly unsubscribed from your emails to no avail. Please unsubscribe me or I will be forced to tag this as spam.


Also, where do you get off saying that $1500 is for the Frugal Bride?!! The truly frugal bride wouldn't pay a dime over $500 for a photographer, and that is only if nobody she knows takes good pictures. That is f*&%ing ridiculous to proclaim that someone would spend that much on pictures and still would be categorized as "frugal".


I call myself a "level-headed" bride. For the sake of not wanting to pay for this wedding for years to come and not asking my parents take out 3rd mortgages on their homes, I am just having a few of my friends and family take pictures. If I had an extra $1000 laying around, I would hire Carl McKinney - his pictures are amazing and he is way better than a lot of the people that charge twice as much as him. Vendors like you make me wish I had never gone to that worthless bride show. Every vendor there was out to gouge and swindle people en mass to the point where the stupider brides among the pack were convinced that pictures of one single day really should cost $1500 and beyond."



I am so angry at the wedding industry. I am also a little salty that we can't afford Carl - I really wish we could. I love how he doesn't pose people and still manages to catch these amazing pictures that are great of the people and the situation. They really show life. Way better than stupid posed crap or pseudo-artsy-bride-checking-her-lipstick-in-the-mirror shots. Sigh...

Wednesday, March 24, 2010

Legal Schmeegal

I had a moment of "Crap! How long in advance do we need to apply for marriage?" so I looked it up. And seriously? Whomever wrote out all of the FAQs for the Franklin County Civil Marriage Court site is awesome. They had a list of all of the places you need to register a name change with, all of the things that you might need to adjust when you get married (I would have never remembered the beneficiaries on my insurance!) and all of the phone numbers for anywhere you might need to call. Plus, I learned that the day you go in to apply for marriage (providing you have all of the correct IDs and stuff) is the day you get a license good for 60 days! I didn't need to worry...Thanks Franklin County Courthouse!

Monday, March 22, 2010

Sickly

I don't know what it is about Spring. At first I feel super energized, and then I always tank for some reason! This year's spring Health Suck Fest is brought to me by my stomache and its overzealous production of acid. I came down with a really bad stomach ache that lasted for several days, and after doing a startling WebMD symptom checker went to get it checked out. They thought I had pancreatitis (!) but after the tests came back negative put me on acid reflux meds, which are now starting to work. I lost 4 pounds last week because I could hardly eat anything! So now that I am finally starting to feel normal from that, allergies have come back and now I am living with an invisible paper bag on my head and a brick in my lungs. Geez.

I miss working out (almost) more than anything. I mean, don't get me wrong, its been kind of nice being able to go straight home after work instead of hanging in the gym for another hour after work. But I miss that feeling of being completely strong and able and feeling like I can do anything. But I might miss coffee and spicy foods more...

In other news, I have over half of the invitation covers made. Soon I will be able to clean up the sun-room-turned-invitation-factory at Tom's! The button-and-string closures have been a bitch to make, but now that I have the process down I am flying and will have them done in no time. If there are any font nerds out there, what font should I use for my invites? I want something besides the standard formal scripts that are usually on wedding invitations, and something that would appear as bold as I am intending with white vellum over a cobalt blue and black background. I have perused the Word fonts and have been found wanting. I was briefly a fan of Garamond, but I don't like the little cross hair thingys (they have a name...of only Katie were here, she knows what they are called). I want a cross hair thingy-free font, but I don't like Arial or Univers enough to use them. Suggestions?

Friday, March 12, 2010

Dress

My 2nd attempt at a wedding dress came yesterday from J Crew, and its pretty good. It is cotton, so completely breathable and comfy. It has an empire waist that just goes a-line out from it, so I don't have to have it altered or worry about waistline fluctuations between now and then. It has a deep v-neck that won't quite work for me, but with the material taken off of the bottom hem (because I am a short fry) I can fashion a sort of "modesty panel" to make it decent again. All in all, I really like it and think it will work well in my pursuit of having a casual feeling formal dress!

I am going to Tom's mom's tomorrow to see if she can do the hems and stuff. Hopefully I get out of this dress situation without having to drop any more money! $600 is a lot for a dress, and I still can't believe it came down to not being able to find a reasonable option under that amount, but its over and I don't have to think much about it anymore so that makes me happy!

Wednesday, March 10, 2010

Car Go Boom

My car died today on Woodruff, right in front of the stadium. It sucked majorly for me, because I was almost to work but I couldn't budge my car. But the people that simply had to go around me took it badly. Even with my blinkers on, I got many honks and angry fingers as people blew rudely past me. Bus drivers were yelling through the window at me. Everyone acted like I broke down on purpose just to spite them!

As if that wasn't bad enough, I panicked because this is the kind of thing I usually call my dad about, and we aren't talking. Besides, once I came to my senses I realized that the grown-up thing to do is to call AAA and get towed. So I did that. And I called the mechanic to make sure I could tow it there and they would be available. After all of that, I called my mom and complained about all of the assholes that rushed up on my rear end like I was going to magically move my car just because they were there. What a bunch of jerks. I especially loved when I got the finger from snotty little students with their C passes and brand new daddy-cars.

Its just one of those many examples in life about how we kick people when they are down. I was already having a shitty day...why did they need to make it worse with the honks and fingers and yelling? I evaluated my options for pulling off somewhere, and there weren't any places to turn off. There were no berms or anything. I was already in the place on that stretch that would cause the least disruption (thank God that's where it stalled out!). So chill out people!

The shop called and said they could have it fixed by the end of the day, but it would be about $900. The distributor cap was flooded with leaking oil. The crank shaft was all messed up, and the spark plugs all need replaced. The electronics are all screwed up too. $900? That is a lot of appetizers...

Monday, March 8, 2010

Gorgeous!

It is sooooooo nice out today! I left my jacket in the car. First jacket-less day of the year! Horray!

I got a $15 Target gift card for tasting potato chips. To celebrate the nice weather, I took it right to Target on my lunch break and bought one of those arm band thingys for my phone/music player so that I can run outside today after work. Yay for not having to work out in the gym today!

I love being able to be outside again :D

Great Weekend

I had such a great weekend! I feel energized by the impending warmth and light of spring so I had the energy to do all of the following:

-Got up at 8:30am on Saturday
-Made lemon poppyseed scones from scratch, including the candied lemon peel
-Went to visit baby Max and play with him/catch up with Olivia
-Went to Target and Luck Bros for lunch with Jamie and Tom
-Made fancy flavors of jello shots for game night
-Went to game night at Betsy and Danners
-Got up before 10am on Sunday (seriously people, I can't usually drag myself out of bed until 10:30 on the weekends! This is amazing for me!)
-Made southwestern omeletts and turkey bacon
-Didn't shower and went straight to preparing flower beds for spring planting
-Went grocery shopping
-Organized and cleaned kitchen
-Made shrimp tacos for lunch and helped make whole wheat crust pizza for dinner

This was like, 3 weekends worth of stuff in the winter. And I never once made a move to take a nap! And I went to bed before 10:30pm on Sunday night!

I love spring! I am probably not going to get much wedding stuff done anymore, because fun srping stuff is so much more fun!

Thursday, March 4, 2010

Columbus Neighborhoods

I am so excited about the upcoming series of documentaries that will chronicle the history of major Columbus Neighborhoods over the span of 2 years. The first one, all about the Short North, airs Monday the 8th at 8pm. It not only includes the High St corridor, but also Fly Town, Harrison West, Italian Village, etc. The series will also explore King-Lincoln, University District, German Village, and will culminate on Valentine's day 2012 (the 200th Birthday of the settlement!) with the special on Franklinton/Downtown.

I can't wait for the last one in particular. I am about to become a full-fledged citizen of the oldest neighborhood in Columbus, and I really want to know the intricacies of how it went from Lucas Sullivant's baby to ghetto in 200 years. On a walk last summer, Tom and I discovered (with the help of google satillite of all things) the oldest cemetary in Franklin county: The Old Franklinton Cemetary. Most of the grave stones were weathered smooth, broken into pieces, and displaced from their original site but this guy Gary Royer did a lot of research and work on it and it is an amazing place to visit. They have a memorial made of patio stones with the people known to be buried there and their dates. They have several Revolutionary War soldiers there, as well as soldiers from the War of 1812 and the Civil War. Anyway, seeing all of these people whose last names are streets all over the city just made me absolutely hungry for any history on the area.

This is why I want to go back in time - not to fix my own mistakes, but to speak to the pioneers of the area and really fully understand the social and political happenings and hardships. I would love to be able to see it with my own eyes!

Wednesday, March 3, 2010

Tables and Chairs

I spent all lunch break looking for the cheapest table and chair rentals in the city, and wouldn't you know that the place, Linen Care Plus, is within walking distance from Tom's and right down the road from the Culturals Arts Center? Convenience + Good Deal = Happy Sabra!

And now I can't get the song out of my head by Andrew Bird. "I know we're going to meet someday in the crumbled financial institutions of this land / There will be tables and chairs, there'll be pony rides and dancing bears, there'll even be a band..." I <3 Andrew Bird.

And that's not all! Whoa, there will be snacks there will. There will be snacks there will. Be. There will be snacks.

Tuesday, March 2, 2010

Dispatch

Oh man, I am all riled up now about Columbus real estate. There was an article in the Dispatch about how all of these big, old mega apartment complexes are completely unwanted and undesirable and are sitting half vacant on the market, and nobody wants to buy them. Maybe it was that 3 month stint at WKM, but I see those and would love if everyone could see these 2 truths about them:
1. They were (and still are, in the right neighborhood) considered to be the epitome of class during the real estate boom. People love new construction. They love complexes. They love culs-de-sac and windy streets that go nowhere. They love parking lots and complex pools they can drive to. They love rental centers that you visit and signing leases the day they go. They love not having to search for an apartment, just searching for the best complex and having available housing right there.
2. They will always become out of vogue when they get to be over 10 years old. Because it isn't new anymore. Because they were built so shoddily in the first place that they are completely falling apart by then. Because the landlords were out to make a quick buck, and now that the renters are drying up and heading further away from the center of the city, they are practically robbing their own properties instead of using the rent money to maintain and update the properties. Because they didn't get in the game to run a successful long-term complex, they got in it to make a quick buck and maybe even to steal money from the federal housing subsidies at some point.

This is why having a culture of renters really gets us into trouble. Because they aren't invested in keeping up the places that they live, and the land lords aren't invested in keeping it up when they have tenants. People are always pointing fingers and blaming whomever is not them for the bain that the rental properties are on the neighborhood, and even the bigger city. But it starts with the renters. If they would just keep the place from looking trashy when they are there, and wrecking everything because they don't have to pay for it, then maybe the landlords would care to make updates because they aren't constantly fixing the more cosmetic stuff that gets the tenants to sign a lease, like new carpet/paint to cover big marks on the wall. Maybe if everyone took a little more responsibility for our surroundings, the city could be a little nicer of a place than it is, and we wouldn't mind shelling out money to become property owners. And then we would all have a vested interest in maintaining the city.

I know people that aspire to rent their whole lives. They want to be able to move after six months if something happens that changes their mind. This is a very dangerous mentality, as far as I'm concerned. You don't have citizens in that case. You have people with one foot out the door from the moment the lease is signed. That is no way to build community. That is no path to a good, livable city. That is the equivalent to people that will not get married. They can't handle having a reason to stick with something when things aren't smooth sailing. Life isn't smooth sailing - we all have to put up with things that aren't pleasant sometimes. But things don't get better if you avoid adversity, you are just shoving your adversity to the surrounding community. It's toxic. People like that are absolutely toxic to the world.

I rent now, because I haven't settled my finances enough to buy a house. Up until recently, I hadn't settled my personal life and career enough to know where I would need to settle down. Everyone needs to shake out those details in life. But i think the absolute most toxic people are the ones that don't even try - they just think they will drift through life going wherever they want to and not making any real commitments to their surroundings. Not even being open to any commitments. Great societies are not built by those people. Big, old, mega apartment complexes are.

Monday, March 1, 2010

Weekend cooking

I realized why I will probably always be this weight. My most notable weekend fun was all of the delicious food I got to cook/eat! I made blueberry muffins from scratch and turkey bacon-wrapped frittatas on Saturday morning (you line a ramekin with bacon and pour the egg mixture in! Genius!) and went to Spaghetti Warehouse that night for pasta, sangria, and tiramisu. So delicious. On Sunday, Tom and I made a delicious Mexican feast with pork, chorizo, poblano, jalapeno, and red bell peppers, onions, mushrooms, cilantro-lime basmati rice, and homemade Salsa Mexicana (which Tom said was one of the best he ever had and congratulated me on whipping it up with store-bought winter vegetables :D).

Seriously? I love to cook so much that it was the most notable fun I had this weekend. And this weekend included a Jim Gaffigan concert. Yikes. Maybe I should stop fighting it and embrace it.