I was getting stoked for Christmas by looking for ornaments and tree stuff online, and came across a menorah. My first thought was "Let's get a menorah!" which I expressed to Dami. He said that when he saw it, his first thought was "Let's get a menorah then go to the Garden and get penis shaped candles to put into it!" Hahahaha what the crap? Also, when I saw some pink flamingo ornaments, he suggested we get dead chicken ornaments for the tree. So if holiday decor was up to Dami, we would have a penis menorah and a dead chicken tree.
My brother is weird.
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Dude, your brother IS weird. :P
ReplyDeleteI hope you guys really aren't going to put penis candles on a menorah. It's like "Hey, what are we going to do for the fourth of july? I know, let's make a christ out of poop and hang him upside down on a cross"
ReplyDeleteif any jews go to your appartment they may or may not stab you in rage.