Sunday, December 9, 2007

Crazy Anna

So I was ringing out this mother and daughter today, and realized it was Crazy Anna from Hallmark. History: this girl worked at Hallmark briefly. She was cool in a hipster sort of way; we liked her, but there was something off. She had these crazy stories that involved plane crashes and murder attempts. We weren't sure whether to believe her. We decided she was crazy. And then she walked out and never came back. A year after that, I heard that Asshole Matt made out with her. A match made in heaven, I dare say. Too bad they didn't end up together instead of fucking creepy Angie, but whatevs... Anyway, I recognized her from the forehead scar she grew bangs to try to cover. So we talked a bit, and then they left and I was glad. I hate running into people like that. Why do I waste mind power remembering stupid details about people I don't care to remember? At least it wasn't fucking Angie or Matt or Chrisco...I hope to get out of retail before any of those people find their way into the store.

2 comments:

  1. That is hilarious! I remember her. She started working there a few weeks before i left for school, i think, so I left without realizing she was crazy (I am SO gullible)! It was such a good story too...

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  2. Hahaha oh man, I forgot you didn't get to see how crazy she turned out.

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