Saturday, December 29, 2007

mustache

Maybe I hate it so much because it made me realize that I am a bad person. I am such a bad person. I am much vainer than I thought! I never saw this coming. I don't wear makeup and think designer clothing is dumb! But I couldn't even look at the trucker hillbilly mustache on my boyfriend. It's funny. It is. And I thought it was funny at first. And then it was horrifying. I don't know why it was so horrifying. I am perplexed by the entire episode. It was like watching someone else. It was like I was in my head screaming at the top of my lungs "IT'S FUNNY! JUST LAUGH!" and "JUST KISS HIM AND APOLOGIZE FOR BEING A VAIN JERK!" but my body just wouldn't stop sulking and avoiding eye contact. I feel terrible. I deserve to date a mustache dude. Actually, I don't even deserve that.
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  1. Kato PotatoDecember 30, 2007 at 9:32 PM

    Aww, this sounds crazy weird. I need to see this damn mustache soon! :( And you do too deserve him!

    But remember, if you want to cut your hair short you should do as you please! He'll still find you sexy. :) (unless you did get my mom's haircut, because that would just be uh... creepy?)

    Don't let it bother you so much! *hugs*

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  2. Angry BrideDecember 31, 2007 at 7:14 AM

    Haha I asked him what he'd do if I got your mom's haircut. I would never want hair that short.

    The mustache will live on forever in the 30 pictures we took. Don't worry, you'll see it.

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  3. Angry BrideDecember 31, 2007 at 7:17 AM

    Also, I like the idea of growing out my hair because he likes it, which is why I would consider it in the first place. I think the reason I was kind of mad was that he doesn't have the same concern for what I like?

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